If Sewage Crisis Then Inject Brain with Marijuana
Hey, kids! What time is it? It’s Time to wake up to the sewage crisis
“The ‘sewage crisis’ is inextricably intertwined with the world’s freshwater crisis…. So what’s happening to rectify [sic] the situation? The answer, sadly, is not nearly enough.”
Yes, indeed. Sometimes it is right to stand and fight. Sometimes it is far too late and the only answer is… FLEE!
[Sewer explosion video via House of Eratosthenes]
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If you were injecting cannibis directly into my brain, I’d be anxious too. Chem Lab: Scientists Are Learning How Weed Causes Paranoia “By injecting small amounts of the marijuana-derived drug into different parts of a rat’s brain and then watching for behavioral cues, they learned that THC works wonders in the prefrontal cortex and ventral hippocampus, but causes anxious behavior when dribbled into the basolateral amygdala.”
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Your daily “Dose-O-Doom!”® First the global freezing, then the ozone hole, then the alar scare, then the warming, then the comet strike, then the supernova explosions, then Rogue Black Holes Roam Milky Way, then the Massive Gas Cloud Speeding Toward Collision With Milky Way, then Troublemaking Solar Cycle Kicks Offand now, now this, the FINAL INSULT! → Only science can save us from climate catastrophe Translation: “Worship us like gods or we will let you all die!” I tell you if this keeps up, sooner or later every single person alive on the Earth today is going to be dead, dead, dead!
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